I STARTED A JOKE
By
Bee Gees
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I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn’t see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I’d said.
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I’d said.
‘Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was one me.
MARLEY PURT DRIVE
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Sunday morning, woke up yawning; filled the pool for a swim.
Pulled down the head and looked in the glass just to see if I was in.
Went up the stairs and kissed my women to make her come alive.
‘Cause with fifteen kids and a fam’ly on the skids,
I got to go for a Sunday drive.
Fifteen kids and a fam’ly on the skids ,
I got to go for a Sunday drive.
That’s how they are, so I grabbed out the car;convertible fifty-nine.
Headed for the freeway; tried to find the Pasadena sign.
Ten miles and three quarters more I wasn’t feeling any more alive.
‘Cause with fifteen kids and a fam’ly on the skids,
I got to go for a Sunday drive.
Fifteen kids and a fam’ly on the skids,
I got to go for a Sunday drive.
I used to be a minstrel free with a whole lot of bread in my bag.
I used to feel that my life was real, but the good Lord threw me a snag.
Now I’m gonna be the same as me ,no matter how I try.
‘Cause with fifteen kids and a fam’ly on the skids,
I got to go for a Sunday drive.
Fifteen kids and a fam’ly on the skids,
I got to go for a Sunday drive.
Turned ’round the car and headed for home; I guess I realized my fate.
Ten miles and three quarters more I pulled up outside the gate.
Twenty more kids were stood inside and that made thirty-five.
‘Cause with an orphanage full of thirty-five kids,
I got to go for a Sunday drive.
An orphanage full of thirty-five kids ,
I got to go for a Sunday drive.
Sunday morning woke up yawning; filled the pool for a swim.
Pulled down the glass and looked in the mirror just to see if I was in .
Went up the stairs and kissed my women to make her come alive.
‘Cause with an orphanage full of thirty-five kids ,
I got to go for a Sunday drive.
And orphanage full of thirty-five kids,
I got to go for a Sunday drive.
HEART LIKE MINE
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Night grows cold
I’ve been lonely so much
Out of reach
Save it only for me
Nothing in life is the same
And the sooner we stop to start
And there’s a heart like mine
Somewhere in this world
There’s a heart like mine
Beating but left to burn
Maybe you can hide your face forever
God knows it’s true
That when you search for someone
There’s a heart like mine
There’s a heart like mine
To be heard
Souls on fire
Feel her voice in your ear
She goes on
Living only for me
Nothing you say could be wrong
‘Cause you give me the lovers sign
And there’s a heart like mine
Somewhere in this world
There’s a heart like mine
Beating but left to burn
Maybe we can share it all forever
But not ’til we do
I’m gonna search for someone
There’s a heart like mine
There’s a heart like mine
To be heard
And baby are we waking up together
‘Cause God knows it’s you
If there is love for someone
And there’s a heart like mine
Somewhere in this world
There’s a heart like mine
Beating but left to burn
Maybe we can share it all forever
But not ’til we do
I’m gonna search for someone
There’s a heart like mine
There’s a heart like mine
To be heard
There’s a heart like mine
There’s a heart like mine
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
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I stumble in the night
Never really knew what it would’ve been like
You’re no longer there to
Break my fall
The heartache over you
I gave it everything but I couldn’t get through
I never saw the signs
You’re the last to know when love is blind
All the tears and the turbulent years
When I would not wait for no one
I didn’t stop, take a look at myself
And see me losing you
When the lonely heart breaks
It’s the one that forsakes
It’s the dream that we stole
And I’m missing you more
And the fire that will roar
There’s a hole in my soul
For you it’s goodbye
And for me it’s to cry
For whom the bell tolls
Seen you in a magazine
A picture at a party
Where you shouldn’t have been
Hangin’ on the arm of someone else
I’m still in love with you
Won’t you come back to your little boy blue
I’ve come to feel inside
This precious love was never mine
Now I know but a little too late
That I could not live without you
In the dark of the broad daylight
I promise I’ll be there
I never knew there’d be times like this
When I couldn’t reach out to no one
Am I never gonna find someone
That knows me like you do
Are you leaving me a helpless child
When it took so long to save me
Fight the devil and the deep blue sea
I’ll follow you anywhere
I promise I’ll be there
ALIVE
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Maybe you talk too high, man.
Maybe I talk too slow.
But you’ve got to live a little bit faster
’cause you’ve got a little less time to go.
I ain’t lost and I ain’t searching.
But then you know me very well.
And I can’t change the wind and make it blow the other way.
I’m a fool and I can tell .
That I’m alive and that’s all.
That I can get up just as fast as I fall.
And I can walk and run but I’ll never crawl.
And in the end it doesn’t matter at all.
I don’t know about the people that I read about in books.
And the Kings and Queens around my room with their quiet dirty looks.
I know I should be going somewhere, I just can’t arrive .
There’s a reason for believing that I’ve never been alive , alive.
I ain’t lost and I ain’t searching.
But then you know me very well.
And I can’t change the world and make it go the other way.
I’m a fool and I can tell.
That I’m alive and that’s all .
That I can get up just as fast as I fall.
And I can walk and run but I’ll never crawl.
And in the end it doesn’t matter at all.
I don’t know about those people that I read about in books.
And the Kings and Queens around my room with their quiet dirty looks.
I know I should be going somewhere, I just can’t arrive.
There’s a reason for believing that I’ve never been alive.
I know I should be going somewhere I just can’t arrive.
There’s a reason for believing that I’ve never been alive, alive, alive.
THE 1ST MISTAKE I EVER MADE
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I ain’t got no claim to nothing.
I don’t mess with anyone.
I walk my way living in a masquerade.
And one day I looked behind me at all the things I’ve done.
That’s the 1st mistake I ever made.
I was born to a lonely women in a town called Buffalo.
Never knew the man who never stayed.
With my 12-string on my back I discovered every track.
That’s the 1st mistake I ever made.
With a million hearts I’ve broken.
I never kept the score.
Memories of good love hate to stay.
But I still remember someone who loved me so much more.
That’s the 1st mistake I ever made.
So, when nothing’s worth the living and in the night I look above.
Prayed, about a million times I prayed.
I know my story ended when I lost my only love.
That’s the 1st mistake I ever made.
I was born to a lonely women in a town called Buffalo.
Never knew the man who never stayed.
With my 12-string on my back I discovered every track.
That’s the 1st mistake I ever made.